Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh, Did I offend you?

Let me premise this by saying, Merry Christmas To All And To All complaining, SHUT THE HELL UP!

Bah humbug. This attack on Christmas is ridiculous. We have a lot of people complaining about a wide range of Christmas classics and traditions and honestly, if we do not pull the brakes back and slow this politically correct train down, we as a nation of leaders will turn into a nation of bitches. 

First, we have people complaining about Christmas songs that have been around for decades. All of a sudden they are problematic and offensive to the vocal minority that has a large social media following that can spread this dumb shit around the world very fast. Mainly because of Twitter, but that’s a whole other blog for a different day. 

If you don’t believe me, look at the news of a 74 year old song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” written in 1944. Let me say, the lyrics read and heard after this controversy, you will see what the crying is all about, but damn, The song is 74 years old. From 1944 to 2018, there was never anything wrong, but until this year with these #TimesUp and #Metoo movements, everything is getting dissected and cut up to accuse it of feeding the so call “Rape Culture”. To ruin a song that is a million times better than any of the music that’s on the radio nowadays (rap and pop) damn near all the songs are about Sex. 

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Yet, Baby It’s Cold Outside doesn’t actually talk about sex. It may hint to it but never out right says it. You have to have the Rape Culture Mindset to put two and two together on what the man in the song is hinting too. But wait, there is more! Over the time span of the song it has been recorded in both directions: guy to girl and girl to guy https://youtu.be/7MFJ7ie_yGU … shit I forgot about Kurt and Blaine from glee, But hey if that’s really how the said “Vocal Minority” wants to play this game, we can dissect a few more Classics so here we go.

 

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Subjecting minors to softcore porn and showing minors cheating is a thing

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas: Racist because of the word WHITE!!

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker or he is the NSA

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying, Racism and sexist(REAL CONTROVERSY IN THE NEWS)

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership.

                 List credited to ~Susan 

You see how dumb this is? Can you imagine how it will be 5,10,20 years from now? I think we will all be living a boring life if this continues.

 I mean they are even taking Jesus out of Christmas in schools when Jesus is literally the main reason for Christmas. Shortened for Christ’s Mass meaning the Birth Of Jesus. Which was first celebrated by the  Roman emperors in 336 ad.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas

Crazy thing is that it has actually been banned by past crybabies over the last 2000 plus years and now it’s back. I guess history really does repeat itself.

 I digress. This is supposed to be about family and togetherness, not division. Many continue to divide for absolutely no reason and I truly think the people crying and complaining are just a bunch of Sons of a Nutcrackers that didn’t get their my little pony or GI Joe action figure when they were little. This needs to stop now or we are all  going to get Bah humbugged by the weak.

I want to leave you with this question. 

Have you been Naughty or Nice?  Because It’s All Fun and Games ‘Til Santa Checks the Naughty List.

Oh hey kids Santa Is Real!!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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